Risque Reunion

A-Rod and Madonna rendezvous in NYC, Howard Stern ties the knot and more.

Recession-Proof Romance

Madonna and Yankee ballplayer Alex Rodriguez made their first public outing last week at NYC eatery, Dos Caminos, since the reports surfaced of their alleged affair. The New York Post reports that the singer had A-Rod and another male companion erupting with laughter during the intimate meal. Wouldn't they more secretive if there were something to hide? Maybe. But later in the week, Rodriguez reportedly snuck in a visit with the Queen of Pop at her NYC abode. Though, it doesn't seem like he's settling down any time soon. The third baseman was spotted grabbing lunch with a beautiful brunette and dabbing his mouth with a hundred dollar bill. Recession, reshmession! When you've got A-Rod's millions, who cares about the failing economy!

Dramz in the Hillz
   
We already know that the drama never ends in The Hills, but the rumors have been overflowing like a morning mug of vodka and orange juice in Brigitte Nielsen's house! This week, it's Lauren Conrad who has supposedly hooked up with former BFF, Audrina Patridge's longtime love, Justin Bobby.

Here's my question: Why would either anyone be interested in a guy who they met as "Bobby," only to be told that he prefers to be called "Justin," oh, you know, because he likes the name better (thus, the dawn of "Justin Bobby"). So, what if someone prefers the name Sparkles McGee? Can they automatically adopt the title Sparkles [insert legal name here] McGee? At any rate, Conrad shot back at the "rumors" on her MySpace page, saying, "Do they think I was swept away by [Justin Bobby]'s wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot!" Guess we'll just have to tune in to find out what happens next. So captivating!
    
Off the Market
  
The self-proclaimed "King of all Media" takes a queen! Shock jock, Howard Stern, finally tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky on Friday, October 3. The couple exchanged vows at NYC's posh Le Cirque restaurant. Billy Joel, John Stamos, Kelly Ripa--whose hubby Mark Consuelos recited the couple's vows--were just some of the many celebs at the star-studded soiree included. Ostrosky, a whopping 18 years Stern's junior, donned a Georgina Chapman-designed gown for the big day. "Howard is my dream come true...It's all in one 6'5 beautiful hunk of love," the blushing bride told Usmagazine.com earlier this year. Best of luck to the newlyweds!

Call Me Ma'

"I definitely want three or four [children]," Paris Hilton dished when she caught up with People magazine in Las Vegas this weekend. The famous heiress, who has spent a whole seven months with current beau, Benji Madden, plans to make it happen in "a year or two," though she insists there are no concrete plans for a wedding. Hmm. Thoughts?

Well, hey, if anything--it worked out for one-time heroin addict, Nicole Richie!

Inked Lady

All of the media outlets are reporting that Angelina Jolie has added two new tats to her left arm. No way! Everybody go crazy!

Excuse the confusion, but why is this news? Jolie's scrawny left arm has notoriously listed the latitude and longitudes of the entire Brangelina brood for years now.  When Jolie split with Billy Bob Thornton, she removed the actor's name--plus the accompanying dragon graphic--that first inhabited the space and replaced it with the ever-growing list. So, sorry, but why the urgent bulletins? Because she was kind enough to include the twins in the Brangelina inventory? They are her kids, people!