5 Best Toni Moments on ‘Braxton Family Values’

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

5 Best Toni Moments on ‘Braxton Family Values’

Have you been missing the Braxton sisters as much as we have? Good news: The second season premiere of Braxton Family Values is just days away! In the meantime, here’s a look back at our 5 favorite Toni moments during season one:

1. “I’ll probably be 80 when I marry again.”

Toni, who’s still separated from her husband, says she won’t wed again for a loooong time. “I am trying to become open-minded about dating, but I haven’t gone on one date.” Later, she half-jokes, “I’ll probably be 80 when I marry again.” Her comment sets Tamar up for a big dis.org. “Don’t nobody want no old bag!” she tells the audience.

2. “Maybe I’m going through a midlife crisis.”

Toni is thinking about making a big move. “I love Atlanta but I’m ready to come to L.A. I’m ready to be young and spirited and have fun. Maybe I’m going through a midlife crisis,” she wonders. No, Toni, you’re just getting started!

3. “I want my money back.”
Trina and Traci are appointed to buy a birthday gift for Evelyn, but the best they can come up with is dog gift. “I want my money back,” Toni deadpans.

4. “I’m not showin’ my vajayjay!”
Toni is pondering an offer to pose in Playboy, and she’s seriously considering it. “I don’t have a problem being a MILF!” she explains. When Tamar protests, Toni defends her decision. “I’m not showin’ my vajayjay!” she exclaims.

5. “I have very cute boobies.”
As the Playboy conversation continues, Toni opens up about having had a little “boost” in the past. “Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little boobies … I have very cute boobies and they cost me $8,900,” she reveals. Hey, at least she’s honest!

It was incredibly difficult to narrow down this list.  Did we miss any?  Let us know your favorite Toni moment in the comments