We recently asked you on Facebook for your favorite Mama Braxton moments, and you still can’t get over how she told Tamar she would “slap the piss” out of her during this season’s premiere.

“Mama Evelyn is not to be messed with,” BFV fan Alicia Banton-Page wrote.

You’re also still laughing about when Evelyn accused Daddy Braxton of “laying it low and spreading it wide.” Here’s a look at our 5 favorite Evelyn Braxton moments:

1. “I will slap the piss out of you.”

In the second season premiere of Braxton Family Values, Mama Braxton lays down the law when Tamar disrespects her.

“I am the mother — I didn’t come from your womb, you came from mine. You will not disrespect me — and next time you do it, I’m gonna slap the piss out of you. Try me,” she says. We wouldn’t dare!

2. “You lay it low and spread it wide.”

Evelyn has some choice for her ex-husband when the family gets together.

“There’s no honor among thieves, ‘cause you know that you lay it low and spread it wide. You don’t care who it is.” When Daddy Braxton defends himself — “I don’t know anything about that” — she responds: “You a liar. You’re going to hell for everything.”

3. “The day they bury him and my trial.”

Reflecting on her blow-up with Daddy Braxton, Evelyn admits: “I had enough, and you know what? I better get out of here, because if I don’t, it will be two sad days: the day they bury him and my trial.”

4. “All men cheat.”

The ladies are talking about sex when Evelyn offers a firm opinion. “All men cheat … except Obama.”

5. “I am so disappointed.”

Evelyn is NOT happy to hear that Trina got a DUI. “What! You could have hit someone. I am so disappointed — EXTREMELY disappointed,” she lectures her daughter. Just like our mom would say.