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Season 1 - Episode 22

WE Tells All: Braxton Family Values, Great Eggspectations

Thursday, August 30, 2012
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WE Tells All: Braxton Family Values, Great Eggspectations

Towanda has a blind date via Mama E, Tamar takes time out of being Vince’s bodyguard to retrieve her eggs, and Trina gets her music video together.

Towanda and Mama E go out for bite to eat, and the convo quickly turns into a discussion of Towanda’s dating life and ghosts of blind dates past.  BFVQuote: “The boy had his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, and all that kind of stuff.”  But we quickly move from the 27 year old with Similac behind his ears, to the elderly drunk!  BFVQuote: “I’m just scared for you to set me up with anyone else.”  Mama E. knows Towanda has got it going on, and therefore doesn’t see any reason why she shouldn’t take her up on her blind date offer.  BFVQuote: “I just thinking Mommy is going to set me up with someone who has a kickstand and wooden teeth.”  At this point, Towanda is just looking for a man with bank so she can “put skid marks on his credit card”.  Well hey, Towanda… at least you got a plan!

Back in L.A., Tamar and Vince go out to lunch and talk about the next steps in fertility treatment.  BFVQuote: “Why are you trying me right now?”  Vince suggests possibly getting a nurse to help Tamar with her shots since he doesn’t feel comfortable taking on the job, but Tamar is a little too concerned with what this nurse may or may not look like.  Not everyone is going to be after Vince, and WE think Vince is much too in love with Ms. Tamar to ever stray!  BFVQuote: “Tamar, please.”  BFVQuote: “My name is Tamar ‘She’s always on it’ Braxton-Herbert.”  According to Vince, Tamar has outgrown her britches… the ones she used to wear when Vince took her on dates to Disneyland.  And the reason she doesn’t get to go to Disneyland anymore?  Because she’s been running her mouth too much!

In the A-T-L, Trina is getting things ready for the video for her single, “Party or Go Home”.  The one and only, Derek Blanks is directing so we know this is going to be FIERCE!  BFVQuiote: “I love the idea of being surrounded by a team of buff dancers, but with a little gay flare.”  It is clear Trina has a specific idea of how she wants her music video to be choreographed, and we are on board!  She wants to be the star diva, and if WE were starring in our own music video WE would want to be the center of attention too.  However, I’m not sure Derek is on board and Reco is acting like he is the H.B.I.C… Trina may have her hands full with this team of superstars.  BFVQuote: “Reco just needs to do the whole fashion thing, and then come down the ‘keep-your-mouth-shut-oritis’ and then let Derek do his job as the director.”

Trina and Gabe sit down to talk about Trina’s music video, and Trina asks Gabe to help her out with the budget and support her a bit… financially.  BFVQuite: “I could be a lot more friendlier to Gabe if he would cough up some cash and help me pay for my video.”  Gabe is seeing this as a chance to be together, and that seems to be the only selling point he needs to say “yes”.

Today is the day that Tamar gets her eggs harvested, and she is traveling with a huge support team consisting of Vince, Toni, and Mama E.  “Dr. Toni” seems to be giving Tamar the play by play of how they put you to sleep, but if that were us WE would not want to hear those details right before the procedure.  BFVQuote: “I can’t wait to get into surgery so I can get away from Dr. Toni’s ass right now.”  Even Michael Braxton shows up to support Tamar.  BFVQuote: “He’s not my favorite person.  Let’s keep it real.”

Trina is officially auditioning her backup dancers, and there is just something funny about this group of guys.  One of them is in a full on suit and tie, one looks like he is 12, the other one is dancing like it’s 1995, and there is a dude in a cowboy hat and a Margaritaville shirt.  BFVQuote: “They’re working it alright.”  With the ideal number of dancers being 50 people, they have a looooooooong way to go.  BFVQuote: “Besides looking for some fun background dancers, I’m also looking for a yummy little piece of man candy that I can bump and grind with as my leading man.”  Cue Gabe!  Talk about perfect timing.  The poor guy just winces in the corner like a little boy while some other guy smooches his wife!  Divorce or not, I bet that shiz still stings.  BFVQuote: “I cannot be worried about that right now.”  Apparently, that little peck makes Gabe think Trina has no right to talk about his penis anymore (ew!).  BFVQuote: “Keep it cute and put it on mute.”

Tamar’s procedure is finally done, and the whole is there to greet her as she wakes up.  After hearing the good news about harvesting six eggs, the next question to follow is, “When are you going to put the babies in?”  Luckily, Dr. Kumar is there so bring the family back to earth.  This is not a process that should be rushed.  BFVQuote: “Finally a real doctor put Dr. Toni in her place.”  The babies will be fertilized the next day and then frozen, BFVQuote: “so this means I could have my babies in year 2045 if I want to.”

BFVQuote: “Everybody knows that if I want to look dirty and sexy, I need to go to Trina’s closet because dirty and sexy is Trina’s middle name.”  Towanda’s cup size leaves something to be desired when wearing Trina’s clothes, and Trina thinks only a magician can help her.  BFVQuote: “I don’t want to buy any.”   Towanda thinks her entrance into the blind date arena is none of Andre’s business, but mainly because it is not like she is marrying someone anytime soon.  BFVQuote: “It is gonna take me a long time to get that comfortable with somebody again.”  This is just pure silliness!

Towanda (finally!) goes on her blind date and while she waits, she orders herself some liquid courage.  And who do you think walks through that door?  ANDRE!  Guess a blind date just means you have no idea who you are going out with, not that you don’t know the person.  BFVQuote: “I could have stayed home with my little bullet and some double A batteries.”  Andre is laying it on THICK, and we are not sure if Towanda is going to melt or bolt.  Andre has come with an arsenal of gifts too!  Didn’t Towanda say she wanted to be wined and dined by her date?  BFVQuote: “Are you doing this because you want to get laid?”  Andre wants to rejuvenate the marriage, but Towanda can barely muster the energy to pick up her martini glass to toast to the well wishes.  It just got a little frosty up in here!

Trina runs through her video routine with some hesitation, and of course Towanda and Derek are there to give her a hard time.  They want to see Trina put some stank on it, and right now Trina is just trying to get the steps down.  BFVQuote: “You gotta work it in.  You gotta push it out.”  WE are just a bit worried, and WE think Trina is too.  Towanda has agreed to fly Traci down so Trina can have a huge support group while filming the video.

Towanda fills Mama E and Trina in on her “blind date”.  BFVQuote: “He just took his heart out of his chest and he squeezed all the blood in a glass and just poured it all out.”  Trina wishes Towanda could just defrost a little bit and show some emotion.   BFVQuote: “You’re a stone!”  Towanda claims she has not dated anyone since ending her marriage because of her children, but Trina is not convinced.  Poor Mama E tries to break it down, but we are still fuzzy about what tongues and teeth have to do with dating and foot rubs.  Towanda just needs a little more show, and less tell.  WE got our fingers crossed, Andre.

Do you think Towanda should give Andre a second chance?  Will Trina get her dance moves together in time to work it in her video?  When is Tamar having babies?  WE want to hear from you!

 

 

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