Let’s meet military bride Daphne and her navy fiance, Drew. Daphne is an Olympic sharpshooter (a Bridezilla with a gun…this could get messy) who says that shooting helps her relieve stress…let’s hope she doesn’t have too much stress on her wedding day.

Today the bride is headed to the bakery to check on her cake, which she has already revised twelve times. This time she decides she wants seven tiers-in seven colors-with rainbow filling. Sounds like something for everyone! It’s Drew though who is really excited when he finds out that the shop sells donuts; Daphne however has an irrational aversion to the treats and shoves them in Drew’s face when he attempts to eat them…guess he should have opted for a cannoli instead.

Moving along, we spend some more quality time with Johanne. She is picking up tuxes and insisting that the shop re-order the vests because she asked for the wrong color. And when it’s time to return with the groomsmen for a final fitting, things get ‘delayed’ as the bride cannot find her tiara (we’re still not sure why she needs this for a tuxedo fitting) and so she trashes her place, up-ending garbage cans and the pile of clothes on her bed for four hours, to no avail as the missing headpiece never turns up. Oh well.

Maybe she will feel better after her date with Jason. Wait, a date with someone other than her hubby-to-be? Yes, that’s right, Johanne goes out for drinks with another man and ends up at home with him and his girlfriend. We are just going to leave the rest for you to fill in.

Daphne is not seeing other men, but she is seeing red when she discovers a spot on her wedding dress. Maybe if she had tried it on sooner than 6 days before the wedding, this would not be such a big deal; but alas mom comes to the rescue by hiring a seamstress to fix the offending thread as Daphne pouts and storms off without saying thank you.

Now it’s Daphne and Drew’s special day and after unsuccessfully decorating the venue with paper streamers and having the groom’s family tell him that marrying Daphne will be the biggest mistake of his life, the ceremony commences! Daphne forgets her bouquet but will remember one thing about this milestone event and that is, “It sucked and was a hot mess”…

Next week find out if Ed is still willing to marry Joanne after he finds out about her ‘date’…it’s not looking good.