We gave you the heads up on Tifani last week and now we get to meet her! She and her man Jonathan have been dating for twelve years, although neither of them can remember how they met. They do both recall cheating on one another, which tells us that they are forgiving people and that’s important, right?
Tifani calls herself the “Queen of the Bridezillas” and she sets out to earn her crown at her dress fitting. The bride refuses to try on her gown, which we think might make it a little difficult to do alterations, but who knows. After unsuccessfully trying to get her maid of honor (who is a completely different size) to be her test model, Tifani leaves the store hoping everything works out even though she never actually put on the dress…we wish her luck.
Kera is also heading to the seamstress and this bridezilla is in for a shock when she finds out that NONE of the alterations have been made, and she leaves for her Vegas wedding the next day. This information results in Kera having a massive panic attack complete with hysterical tears and the inability to breath (in fairness-we think most brides would have a slight problem with this situation…so we give her a pass on this one).
Back to Tifani, who is running wedding errands. This consists of complaining about the “undergarments” her bridesmaids will be wearing (nothing like trying to take too much control over things…), trying to mount chandeliers outside, and deciding that her guests will receive a meal of rice on the big day (which her mom will cook) so that she can save money. Why do we have a feeling her friends should eat before they arrive?
Time for Kera’s bachelorette party. She is getting very drunk and so is her mom, which can get a little awkward. Mom buys daughter a lap dance, daughter falls off chair and out of her dress and things go downhill until the night mercifully comes to an end. Good thing, because tomorrow they set out on their drive to sin city! Mom’s car breaks down on the way, but don’t worry, Kera and Jason still keep going, leaving mom to fend for herself at a truck stop…oh boy.
Alas, it ‘s Kera’s wedding day. She is getting prettied up at the spa and waiting on mom to get there (she’s a little late because she was stranded in the desert). After tripping down the aisle, the bride and her groom have a lovely reception at the hotel bar and promise that they will not be having children any time soon. That’s probably ok.
Next week Tifani is making laxative brownies for a special someone-guess who it is?
