Take the Quiz

The new Bridezillas are ready. Are you?

Answer these quick questions to find out if you have what it takes to be a Bridezilla!  Tally up the points next to your answers and find out if you should be fitted for combat boots or Manolos!

1. Someone objects to your marriage right before the "I dos".  You:
    a. Leap from the pulpit, rush down the aisle and tackle the offender (3).
    b. Stomp your foot and yell "Shut the h--- up!" (2).
    c. Cry (1).

2. You have 5 pounds left to lose before the big day. You:
    a. Ambush the hottest diet guru and fly them to your home for a little one-on-one (3).
    b. Cut down on carbs (1).
    c. Try a liquid fast (2).

3. The bridal salon calls you:
    a. By your first name (1).
    b. "That girl with the issues" (2).
    c. The Terminator (3).

4. Your gown is:
    a. Your mothers (1).
    b. French couture (2).
    c. Stolen from a Renaissance museum in Italy (3).

5. Officiating at your ceremony is:
    a. Your local clergyman (1).
    b. The Mayor of the city (2).
    c. The Pope (3).

6. Your guest list includes:
    a. Your friends and family (1).
    b. Your entire sorority, your mothers bridge club AND your spinning class. (3)
    c. 150 "close" friends (2).
 

7. You are spending the day before your wedding:
    a. Incarcerated for disorderly conduct at the hair salon (3).
    b. Torturing your wedding planner (2).
    c. At a spa relaxing. (1)

8. The day of the ceremony, your wedding ring:
    a. Is on a pillow ready for presentation (1).
    b. At the jewelers, being exchanged for another carat (3).
    c. Already on your hand because it was "lonely". (2)

Your score:

19-24 -  Congratulations!  You're a Bridezilla!  You've aced Bridezilla bootcamp, and are now the most accomplished player on the team! 

13-18 - Well you've almost got a spot on team Bridezilla... but not quite.  You're sort of like the water girl - you're supporting the team and you're learning a lot.

8-12 - You're just an average bride.  Drop and give us twenty.