I have a theory: I believe that these brides with such outrageous behavior have horrible, horrible self-esteem issues and could end up being suicidal!! or reort to self-mutilation

Yes, immature brides!! 2009 is here!! so I would make some good resolutions if I were you: 1. seek help 2. seek a weight loss program and an exercise class/sessions 3. apologize to parents, friends and mainly, your love 4. go around to find the venders uyou all used for your wedding and reception and APOLOGIZE!! and finally stop acting like such brats!!