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Meet the Cast
Find out more about the fun-loving group that brings wit, humor and bizarre situations to one of the most critically acclaimed
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Top 9 Favorite Lines
One thing all the Frasier characters have in common is a knack for delivering perfectly timed one-liners.
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Frasier Quotes
Check out some of the most hilarious lines from this Emmy-winning comedy.
"You’re embarrassed? They think the best I can do is an old guy with a cane."
— Niles, masquerading as Martin’s boyfriend
"Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan."
— Frasier addressing his father's dog after having a bad day
"Nothing says I'm sorry like an in-dash CD player and a driver's-side airbag."
— Niles on bribing his wife with a new Mercedes
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Check out some of the most hilarious lines from this Emmy-winning comedy.
"You’re embarrassed? They think the best I can do is an old guy with a cane."
— Niles, masquerading as Martin’s boyfriend
"Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan."
— Frasier addressing his father's dog after having a bad day
"Nothing says I'm sorry like an in-dash CD player and a driver's-side airbag."
— Niles on bribing his wife with a new Mercedes
Click here to read more quotations.
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