To Thine Old Self Be True
Frasier is psyched to learn that his neighbor, Regan, is no longer seeing her boyfriend, but isn’t sure whether he should ask her out, since every time he does, he makes a fool out of himself. In the meantime, after learning Donny’s best man can’t throw his bachelor party, Frasier volunteers to host the bash.
Over at Café Nervosa, Frasier and Roz are shocked when they see Niles’ wife Maris, who has put on a lot of weight. Apparently, Maris is so upset over Niles’ romance with her plastic surgeon, Mel, she’s been eating everything in sight, and spreading nasty rumors about Mel’s medical skills. Later, Frasier is embarrassed when Regan spots him buying an X-rated newspaper in which he hopes to find an ad for a bachelor party stripper.
Martin steps in and hires a stripper named Dinah to come over and audition for Frasier. Knowi ng Daphne thinks Frasier is throwing Donny a G-rated bachelor party, Frasier tries to hide Dinah’s identity. To his dismay, he accidentally gets handcuffed to the stripper, then bumps into Regan, just as Maris show s up to talk with Niles. Cornered, Frasier explains everything to Regan and Daphne, while Dinah surprises everyone by asking Frasier out.


