What Happened In Vegas?
Melissa on Episode 8: Pregnant Pause - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 8
“The good news is, I’m not pregnant. The bad news is, I’m not pregnant.”
Joan on Episode 8: Pregnant Pause - Blog Post
Episode 8
“If you think IKEA is fussy about people sitting on their furniture in the showroom, you should try taping a TV show from one of their beds.”
Melissa on Episode 7: The “C” Word - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 7
“Mom’s on my sh*t list and it’s all because of a stupid bucket list.”
Joan on Episode 7: The “C” Word - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 7
“No, I’m not the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s other love child.”
Joan on Episode 6: Love Comes Knocking - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 6
“I don’t only like Duncan because he’s handsome and successful and English.”
Joan on Episode 5: London Snog - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 5
“With all the rain they have in England, why can’t lightning strike so Melissa can finally meet someone?”
Melissa on Episode 4: The Big One - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 4
“It’s time to stop walking around the dating pool and just dive right in. Apart from me drowning, what could go wrong? “
Joan on Episode 4: The Big One - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 4
“Melissa’s emergency kit is ridiculous – a bottle of Evian water, a take-out menu and a glow stick…that’s a survival kit for a rave, not an earthquake. “
Joan on Episode 3: Taking Liberty - Blog Post
Season 3, Episode 3
“Actually, I bet bus travel is not that bad. I just wish I knew what crawled up inside the bathroom and died. “
Can We Talk? - Article
Season 3
Joan’s famous comedic question may be one Melissa will soon be asking her 12-year-old son, Cooper on season three of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best.
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Sabrina, Joan and Melissa’s long time assistant, is having her twenty-year wedding anniversary and wants to renew her vows. Since Joan is already performing in Las Vegas that week, she offers to fly the entire family out to celebrate the event together. The girls decide to wear the same dresses they wore to the original wedding 20 years ago. Melissa tries on her own wedding dress, which gets Joan thinking it would be great to get Melissa a new man in her life – especially after the grief Jason put her through.
Upon arriving in Vegas, Lynne plays a joke on fellow comic Tony, telling him that she’s opening for Joan, which makes him insanely jealous. Joan agrees to play along with Lynne’s lie, but only if Lynne sets Melissa up on a date.
After Joan’s sold-out show (where Tony learns that Joan was kidding him about Lynne opening for her), the girls have a wild bachelorette party. Joan naturally leads the charge, and a drunk Lynne admits to Melissa that Joan was behind the blind date. The next morning,
Joan and Melissa take a Gondola ride. Melissa confronts her mother about setting her up, and Joan argues that she only wants to see her daughter happy. Melissa announces that she doesn’t need to be with someone to be happy and that it doesn’t mean the end of her fertility plans. Hearing that Melissa still wants to have a baby, Joan starts working out all of the logistics right there in the boat. Melissa’s sorry she brought it up.
Finally, it’s time for the wedding. The girls struggle to squeeze into their 20-year old dresses. The wedding is gorgeous. Joan walks Sabrina down the aisle and is moved watching Sabrina and her husband renew their vows. At the reception, Joan and Melissa give touching speeches about their friend Sabrina, and Tony and Lynne officially end their feud after wrestling over the bouquet toss. It’s an old-fashioned love fest as the family enjoys quality time with each other after what has been a difficult yet thoroughly entertaining year.

Joan & Melissa: Episode 10 Confessional
Joan's Take: Bridesmaid Dresses
Joan & Melissa: Sabrina Put A Ring On It
Joan & Melissa: Vegas Zip Line

