Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Meanwhile, Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but they inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor, "Johnny No Thumbs."

Guest Stars: Herb Edelman (Stanley Zbornak), Tom LaGrua (Vinny), Lana Schwab (Girl)

Writer(s): Kathy Speer and Terry Grossman; Director: Terry Hughes

NOTE: It is mentioned that Rose has the highest suicide rate at the grief counseling center.