Sophia goes into action to break her friend, Lillian, out of "the worst nursing home in the city." However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

Guest Stars: Ellen Albertini Dow (Lillian) Ron Orbach (Administrator Cummings) Stanley Ullman (John) Margaret Wheeler (Woman)

Writer(s): Richard Vaczy and Tracy Gamble; Director: Terry Hughes