It’s Saturday night and Dorothy being the only one with a date, prompts the other girls to reminisce about some of the worst dates they have ever had.

Guest Star(s): Lynnie Greene (Young Dorothy Petrillo), Pat Harrington Jr. (John), Stan Roth (Police Officer), Fred Willard (Bob) Nick Ullett (Waiter), Lenny Wolpe (Arnie), Jesse Dabson (Myron), Richard Tanner (Young Stan), Margaret Reed (Pregnant Woman), May Quigley (Woman)

Writer(s): Marc Cherry & Jamie Wooten; Director: Peter D. Beyt

NOTE: It appears Rose has had two boyfriends named Arnie, the jerk identified here (played by Lenny Wolpe) and the one played by Harold Gould in "Rose the Prude."