All Posts tagged: Joan Rivers
Joan on Episode 8: Get the F$&k Out
I’m still a couple of years away from sponge baths and soft foods, but I feel that Melissa is sacrificing parts of her life because she feels the need to take care of me.
Joan on Episode 7: Blue Balls
Meanwhile, Melissa and I thought it would be a great idea to sell matzo ball soup out of a food truck – we’re marketing it as lunch for the “Jew-on-the-Go.”
Joan on Episode 6: Addicted to Daily Doubles
"Melissa delivered a wonderful, moving speech and Cooper and I were so proud of her. I even forgot to steal some of the silverware to hock down at the pawn shop."
Joan on Episode 5: Turning Tricks
"In the span five days I aggravated my daughter, upset a bird handler and alienated a major Broadway star.Right about now, I’m the one whom they’d all like to saw in half."
Joan on Episode 4: Pill Popper
"So, I did what any self-respecting celebrity would do – I took drugs."
Joan on Episode 2: Extreme Make Under
"This week was rough! EVERYONE in the house had drama. I went from one mess to another to another - I started to feel like Betty White’s caregiver. "
Joan on Episode 1: The Sex Tape
When it comes to bank accounts, mansions and sex, size matters...
Joan Rivers: “A Piece Of Ass” Continued
WE have the "LOL" moments that didn't make it into Joan's sex tape spoof
#AskJoan: Joan Rivers Answers Your Questions
Check out Joan's candidly comical responses to her favorite questions from fans!
Joan on Episode 8: Pregnant Pause
"If you think IKEA is fussy about people sitting on their furniture in the showroom, you should try taping a TV show from one of their beds."