It’s hard to find a foursome as fabulous as Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia. But if you’re lucky, your group of gals may share some personality traits of The Golden Girls. Find out!
Rose:
“Dorothy, in times like these, you have to hold on to your faith. Just like Hans Glookenflonkin: St. Olaf’s greatest explorer.”- Rose
Your “Rose” is the sweet, naïve, and gullible gal of the pack. She’s the one who always forwards chain letters filled with animated puppies. She plays Farmville on Facebook because it reminds her of home. She often looks puzzled and enjoys clothes with ruffle trim. While she’s not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, you’ll always thank her for being a friend.
Blanche:
“But how can I say no to the man I love? I can’t even say no to the men I like.” – Blanche
Before there was Samantha, Blanche Devereaux was the sexiest in the city (err, retirement community.) Your “Blanche” is proud to declare herself a “devastatingly beautiful woman.” And that woman always has her eye on the prize: men. No matter where she is, she’s ready to kick her Southern Belle charm into high gear to woo any gentleman caller (she’s not very picky). She adores big jewelry, bold colors and won’t leave the house with a hair out of place. When she walks into a room, everyone notices. Men love her, and most women want to keep their boyfriends away from her.
Dorothy:
“Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?” -Dorothy
Your “Dorothy” is the smart, headstrong, sarcastic one of the bunch. Most of the time you’re pretty sure she hates you. She’s a go-getter at work, and doesn’t take crap from anyone … especially small children and men like Stan. A fan of evil stare downs, floor length nightgowns, and late night snacking … she’s always there to tell it like it is.
And if you threw a party … invited everyone you ever knew … she’d probably tell you they were all idiots. But when push comes to shove, her heart is true. She’s a pal and a confidant.
Sophia:
“Look, you didn’t ask me for my opinion, but I’m old, so I’m giving it anyway.” – Sophia
And last but certainly not least, there’s Sophia. Your “Sophia” is cynical, sarcastic and always says what she’s thinking (which is usually hysterical). She’s either extremely laid back, hard of hearing, or just doesn’t give a $%&. She knows how to push your buttons. But since she’s cute as a button, you usually don’t mind.
Which Golden Girl are you? Leave a comment below.
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Jessica Solloway is a Washington, DC based writer and producer. From wedding planning to work, dating to dieting (and everything in between), she enjoys writing about lifestyle topics women want to know about. Jessica received her degree in Journalism from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Check out her blog, The Savvy Mrs.
