The Golden Girls Weeknights at 5p|4c
Episodes
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Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 2) Monday, March 22 at 5pm | 4cSophia decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily. |
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Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser Monday, March 22 at 5:30pm | 4:30cMeasles strike Dorothy's school-play cast. |
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Hey, Look Me Over Monday, March 22 at 6pm | 5cAn old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test. |
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The Case of the Libertine Belle Monday, March 22 at 6:30pm | 5:30cThe women participate in a murder mystery weekend. |
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Twice in a Lifetime Monday, March 22 at 8pm | 7cRose must choose between two loves. |
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Sisters and Other Strangers Monday, March 22 at 8:30pm | 7:30cBlanche inspires her sister's romance novel. |
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Cheaters Monday, March 22 at 9pm | 8cDespite Sophia's protests, Dorothy renews a romance. |
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The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present Monday, March 22 at 9:30pm | 8:30cSophia puts a curse on a wedding. |
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All Bets Are Off Monday, March 22 at 10pm | 9cSophia confronts Dorothy about her gambling. |
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The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (Part 1) Monday, March 22 at 10:30pm | 9:30cThe president visits Miami, prompting reminiscences. |
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The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (Part 2) Monday, March 22 at 11pm | 10cThe president visits Miami, prompting reminiscences. |
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Blanche Delivers Monday, March 22 at 11:30pm | 10:30cBlanche's pregnant daughter fears childbirth. |
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Once, in St. Olaf Tuesday, March 23 at 12am | 11cRose meets her natural father (Don Ameche). |
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If at Last You Do Succeed Tuesday, March 23 at 12:30am | 11:30cStan's imminent success helps him woo back Dorothy. |
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Beauty and the Beast Tuesday, March 23 at 5pm | 4cSophia manipulates a nurse (Edie McClurg); Blanche is a stage grandmother. |
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That's for Me to Know Tuesday, March 23 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage; one roommate must move. |
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Where's Charlie? Tuesday, March 23 at 6pm | 5cRose thinks Charlie is trying to contact her from the grave. |
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Mother Load Tuesday, March 23 at 6:30pm | 5:30cBlanche's boyfriend has a possessive mother. |
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Dateline: Miami Wednesday, March 24 at 5pm | 4cBlanche, Rose and Sophia recall memorable dates. |
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The Monkey Show (Part 1) Wednesday, March 24 at 5:30pm | 4:30cStan transfers his affection for Dorothy to a fake monkey. |
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The Monkey Show (Part 2) Wednesday, March 24 at 6pm | 5cDorothy's anger and a hurricane reach record heights. |
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Ro$e Loves Mile$ Wednesday, March 24 at 6:30pm | 5:30cBlanche talks Rose into a blind date with a big spender. |
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Room 7 Thursday, March 25 at 5pm | 4cSophia and Blanche have spiritual encounters. |
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From Here to the Pharmacy Thursday, March 25 at 5:30pm | 4:30cA love-sick soldier returns from the Persian Gulf to claim Blanche. |
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The Pope's Ring Thursday, March 25 at 6pm | 5cThe Pope's ring slips off into Sophia's hand. |
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Old Boyfriends Thursday, March 25 at 6:30pm | 5:30cSophia answers a lonely hearts ad. |
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Goodbye, Mr. Gordon Friday, March 26 at 5pm | 4cDorothy's former English teacher plagiarizes her work. |
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The Commitments Friday, March 26 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy dates a Beatles impersonator; Blanche doubts her sex appeal. |
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Questions & Answers Friday, March 26 at 6pm | 5cDorothy auditions for "Jeopardy." |
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Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan Friday, March 26 at 6:30pm | 5:30cDorothy is arrested as a slumlord; guest Bill Dana. |
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Old Friends Saturday, March 27 at 6pm | 5cSophia befriends a boardwalk patron (Joe Seneca). |
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One for the Money Saturday, March 27 at 6:30pm | 5:30cThe ladies reminisce about past moneymaking schemes. |
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Bringing Up Baby Saturday, March 27 at 7pm | 6cThe ladies are offered $100,000 to care for a pig. |
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The Housekeeper Saturday, March 27 at 7:30pm | 6:30cThe new maid's concoctions throw Blanche and Dorothy. |
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Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself Saturday, March 27 at 8pm | 7cThe roommates must face their phobias. |
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Letter to Gorbachev Saturday, March 27 at 8:30pm | 7:30cRose writes to Mikhail Gorbachev; guest Edwin Newman. |
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Strange Bedfellows Saturday, March 27 at 9pm | 8cA candidate claims he had a romance with Blanche. |
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Brotherly Love Saturday, March 27 at 9:30pm | 8:30cDorothy dates Stan's brother (McLean Stevenson). |
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A Visit From Little Sven Saturday, March 27 at 10pm | 9cRose's cousin Sven falls for Blanche. |
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The Audit Saturday, March 27 at 10:30pm | 9:30cDorothy hocks her anniversary ring to pay back taxes. |
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Three on a Couch Saturday, March 27 at 11pm | 10cBattling Dorothy, Rose and Blanche see a counselor. |
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Charlie's Buddy Saturday, March 27 at 11:30pm | 10:30cRose falls for her late husband's Army buddy. |
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The Artist Sunday, March 28 at 12am | 11cBlanche poses nude for a European sculptor. |
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Blanche's Little Girl Sunday, March 28 at 12:30am | 11:30cBlanche loathes her daughter's fiance. |
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Journey to the Center of Attention Monday, March 29 at 5pm | 4cDorothy upstages Blanche at the latter's regular nightspot. |
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A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1) Monday, March 29 at 5:30pm | 4:30cBlanche throws a men-only party; Sophia fears a curse. |
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A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues (Part 2) Monday, March 29 at 6pm | 5cSophia must complete three tasks to break a witch's curse. |
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Rose: Portrait of a Woman Monday, March 29 at 6:30pm | 5:30cRose poses for a sexy portrait as a birthday gift for Miles. |
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Snap Out of It Monday, March 29 at 8pm | 7cDorothy tries to flush an aging hippie (Martin Mull). |
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Wham Bam Thank You Mammy Monday, March 29 at 8:30pm | 7:30cBlanche's childhood nanny (Ruby Dee) visits. |
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Feelings Monday, March 29 at 9pm | 8cDorothy feels pressured to pass the football star. |
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Zborn Again Monday, March 29 at 9:30pm | 8:30cSophia objects to Dorothy reconciling with Stan. |
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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? Monday, March 29 at 10pm | 9cSophia wants to be a nun; Blanche wrecks Rose's car. |
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Mrs. George Devereaux Monday, March 29 at 10:30pm | 9:30cBlanche's deceased husband visits her in a dream. |
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ... Before They Die Monday, March 29 at 11pm | 10cSophia tries to seduce a man (Cesar Romero). |
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Stand by Your Man Monday, March 29 at 11:30pm | 10:30cBlanche tries to leave her disabled boyfriend. |
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Ebbtide's Revenge Tuesday, March 30 at 12am | 11cSophia snubs her son's widow (Brenda Vaccaro). |
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The Bloom Is Off the Rose Tuesday, March 30 at 12:30am | 11:30cRose's beau competes with her deceased husband. |
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Home Again, Rose (Part 1) Tuesday, March 30 at 5pm | 4cRose suffers a heart attack, and Blanche makes a vow. |
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Home Again, Rose (Part 2) Tuesday, March 30 at 5:30pm | 4:30cRose suffers a heart attack, and Blanche makes a vow. |
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One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1) Tuesday, March 30 at 6pm | 5cAs a joke, Dorothy and Blanche's Uncle Lucas announce they will marry. |
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One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 2) Tuesday, March 30 at 6:30pm | 5:30cDorothy and Lucas marry. |
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Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding Wednesday, March 31 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy must confront ex-husband Stan. |
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Rose the Prude Wednesday, March 31 at 6pm | 5cRose finds romance; guest Harold Gould. |
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Transplant Wednesday, March 31 at 6:30pm | 5:30cBlanche's sister (Sheree North) needs a kidney donor. |
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The Triangle Thursday, April 1 at 5pm | 4cDorothy's date (Peter Hansen) flirts with Blanche. |
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On Golden Girls Thursday, April 1 at 5:30pm | 4:30cBlanche's unruly teenage grandson visits. |
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The Competition Thursday, April 1 at 6pm | 5cSophia challenges Dorothy to a bowling match. |
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Break In Thursday, April 1 at 6:30pm | 5:30cA house burglary unnerves Rose. |
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Blanche and the Younger Man Friday, April 2 at 5pm | 4cBlanche dates her aerobics instructor; Rose overprotects her visiting mother. |
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Heart Attack Friday, April 2 at 5:30pm | 4:30cSophia has chest pains. |
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Stan's Return Friday, April 2 at 6pm | 5cStan returns with reconciliation in mind. |
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The Custody Battle Friday, April 2 at 6:30pm | 5:30cSophia wants to live with Dorothy's sister. |
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A Little Romance Monday, April 5 at 5pm | 4cRose hides her romance with a midget (Brent Collins). |
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That Was No Lady Monday, April 5 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy falls in love with a married man. |
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In a Bed of Rose's Monday, April 5 at 6pm | 5cCalamity befalls Rose's bedroom tryst. |
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The Truth Will Out Monday, April 5 at 6:30pm | 5:30cRose's modest will baffles her daughter. |
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Sister of the Bride Monday, April 5 at 8pm | 7cBlanche's brother announces his wedding to a man. |
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Miles to Go Monday, April 5 at 8:30pm | 7:30cMiles (Harold Gould) lied about his job background. |
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There Goes the Bride (Part 1) Monday, April 5 at 9pm | 8cThe women interview a new housemate (Debbie Reynolds). |
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There Goes the Bride (Part 2) Monday, April 5 at 9:30pm | 8:30cSophia objects to Dorothy's remarriage to Stan. |
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Older and Wiser Monday, April 5 at 10pm | 9cSophia is recreation director at a retirement home. |
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Melodrama Monday, April 5 at 10:30pm | 9:30cBlanche wants a commitment from her beau (Alan King). |
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Even Grandmas Get the Blues Monday, April 5 at 11pm | 10cBlanche tells a lover her grandchild is her baby. |
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Witness Monday, April 5 at 11:30pm | 10:30cRose distrusts a new boyfriend (Barney Martin). |
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What a Difference a Date Makes Tuesday, April 6 at 12am | 11cDorothy's high-school prom date (Hal Linden) returns. |
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Love for Sale Tuesday, April 6 at 12:30am | 11:30cStan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction. |
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Nice and Easy Tuesday, April 6 at 5pm | 4cHer niece's flirtations upset Blanche. |
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The Operation Tuesday, April 6 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy's tap-dancing injury requires surgery. |
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Second Motherhood Tuesday, April 6 at 6pm | 5cA handsome millionaire (Kevin McCarthy) woos Blanche. |
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Adult Education Tuesday, April 6 at 6:30pm | 5:30cA professor offers Blanche an easy way to pass. |
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The Flu Wednesday, April 7 at 5pm | 4cBlanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu. |
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Job Hunting Wednesday, April 7 at 5:30pm | 4:30cRose goes job-hunting. |
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Blind Ambitions Wednesday, April 7 at 6pm | 5cRose's sister (Polly Holliday) loses her sight. |
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Big Daddy Wednesday, April 7 at 6:30pm | 5:30cBlanche's father wants to be a country singer. |
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The Way We Met Thursday, April 8 at 5pm | 4cDorothy, Rose and Blanche remember when they met. |
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End of the Curse Thursday, April 8 at 5:30pm | 4:30cMenopause panics Blanche. |
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Ladies of the Evening Thursday, April 8 at 6pm | 5cDorothy, Rose and Blanche are nabbed for soliciting. |
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Take Him, He's Mine Thursday, April 8 at 6:30pm | 5:30cStan and Blanche have a good time on a date. |
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It's a Miserable Life Friday, April 9 at 5pm | 4cRose tells a neighbor to "drop dead''; she does. |
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Isn't It Romantic Friday, April 9 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy's college friend Jean falls for Rose. |
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Big Daddy's Little Lady Friday, April 9 at 6pm | 5cBlanche meets her father's young fiancee. |
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Family Affair Friday, April 9 at 6:30pm | 5:30cDorothy's son and Rose's daughter hit it off. |
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Vacation Monday, April 12 at 5pm | 4cRose, Dorothy and Blanche check into a grimy hotel. |
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Joust Between Friends Monday, April 12 at 5:30pm | 4:30cBlanche gets Dorothy a job at the museum. |
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Love, Rose? Monday, April 12 at 6pm | 5cDorothy and Blanche invent an admirer for Rose. |
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'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas Monday, April 12 at 6:30pm | 5:30cA lonely Santa takes the roommates hostage. |
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Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 1) Monday, April 12 at 8pm | 7cSophia is the prime suspect in an unsolved fire. |
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Sisters Tuesday, April 13 at 5pm | 4cSophia's caustic sister (Nancy Walker) visits. |
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The Stan Who Came to Dinner Tuesday, April 13 at 5:30pm | 4:30cSurgery patient Stan stays with the roommates. |
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The Actor Tuesday, April 13 at 6pm | 5cA local play offers a role opposite a famous actor. |
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Bedtime Story Wednesday, April 14 at 5:30pm | 4:30cThe roommates reminisce about places they've slept. |
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Forgive Me, Father Wednesday, April 14 at 6pm | 5cDorothy's latest love interest is a priest. |
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Long Day's Journey Into Marinara Wednesday, April 14 at 6:30pm | 5:30cSophia accuses Angela of trying to steal her beau. |
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Whose Face Is This, Anyway? Thursday, April 15 at 5pm | 4cA reunion convinces Blanche she needs a face lift. |
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Dorothy's Prized Pupil Thursday, April 15 at 5:30pm | 4:30cDorothy's star pupil may be deported. |
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Diamond in the Rough Thursday, April 15 at 6pm | 5cBlanche woos caterer Jake (Donnelly Rhodes). |
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Son-In-Law Dearest Thursday, April 15 at 6:30pm | 5:30cDorothy's daughter learns her husband is cheating. |
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To Catch a Neighbor Friday, April 16 at 5:30pm | 4:30cPolice invade the house to stake out a neighbor. |
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Dorothy's New Friend Thursday, April 22 at 5:30pm | 4:30cRose and Blanche dislike Dorothy's author friend. |
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Grab That Dough Thursday, April 22 at 6pm | 5cThe ladies have bad luck on a game show. |
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My Brother, My Father Thursday, April 22 at 6:30pm | 5:30cDorothy and Stan pose as wedded for her priest uncle. |
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72 HoursRose learns a transfusion may have given her AIDS. |
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A Piece of CakeDorothy, Rose, Sophia and Blanche recall birthdays. |
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Accurate ConceptionBlanche objects to her daughter's maternity plans. |
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All That JazzDorothy sends her unemployed son to live with Stan. |
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An Illegitimate ConcernA man says he is the son of Blanche's husband. |
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And Ma Makes ThreeSophia is the third wheel in Dorothy's new romance. |
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And Then There Was OneThe roommates have an extra child after baby-sitting. |
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Bang the Drum, StanleyStan urges Sophia to sue after a fly ball hits her. |
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Before and AfterDigestive problems make Rose think she has died. |
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Blind DateBlanche feels uncomfortable dating a blind man. |
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Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?A discarded jacket contains a winning lottery ticket. |
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Clinton Avenue MemoirsSophia returns to Brooklyn for her anniversary. |
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Comedy of ErrorsDorothy realizes her dream of being a comedian. |
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Dancing in the DarkRose fears she's not smart enough for her new beau. |
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Ebb TideBlanche and Virginia clash at their father's funeral. |
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Empty NestsNeighbors experience marital woes. |
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Fiddler on the RopesSophia invests the roommates' money in a boxer's career. |
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Foreign ExchangeSophia learns Dorothy may not be her daughter. |
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Golden Moments (Part 1)Sophia wants to move in with her son. |
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Golden Moments (Part 2)Sophia wants to move in with her son. |
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Great ExpectationsFrightened Blanche won't visit her hospitalized beau. |
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Have Yourself a Very Little ChristmasThe roommates work at a soup kitchen at Christmas. |
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High AnxietyRose develops a prescription-drug dependency. |
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Impotence of Being ErnestA lover's inadequacy makes Rose feel the same way. |
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Larceny and Old LaceSophia helps her beau (Mickey Rooney) rob a bank. |
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Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-TomBlanche worries a pacemaker will affect her sex life. |
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Little SisterRose's sister excludes her from outings. |
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Love Me TenderDorothy dates a man despite Sophia's objections. |
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Love Under the Big TopDorothy's beau (Dick Van Dyke) gives up law to be a clown. |
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Mary Has a Little LambThe women shelter a pregnant teen. |
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Mister TerrificRose's beau gets Dorothy a job; she gets him fired. |
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Mixed BlessingDorothy worries about her son's older fiancee. |
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Mother's DaySophia remembers Mother's Day 1957. |
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Not Another MondayAn ill friend (Geraldine Fitzgerald) wants to end her life. |
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Rites of SpringThe roommates recall attempts at self-improvement. |
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Rose Fights BackRose works for a TV consumer reporter. |
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Rose's Big AdventureRose urges a retired pal to be adventurous. |
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Scared StraightBlanche learns her brother is homosexual. |
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Sick and TiredChronically tired Dorothy seeks help. |
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Sick and TiredDorothy has chronic fatigue syndrome. |
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Sophia's ChoiceSophia helps a friend escape from a nursing home. |
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Sophia's Wedding (Part 1)Sophia wants to wed her husband's partner. |
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Sophia's Wedding (Part 2)Sophia and Max open a fast-food stand. |
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Stan Takes a WifeDorothy reconsiders her feelings for engaged Stan. |
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That Old FeelingBlanche wants to wed her brother-in-law. |
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The AuctionThe women invest in a dying artist's work. |
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The Days and Nights of Sophia PetrilloThe roommates worry Sophia is too old to enjoy life. |
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The One That Got AwayBlanche woos the only man who ever rejected her. |
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'Till Death Do Us VolleyDorothy reunites her high-school tennis team. |
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Triple PlayRose meets her boyfriend's daughter. |
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Two Rode TogetherDorothy wants quality time with Sophia. |
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Valentine's DayThe women recall inauspicious St. Valentine's Days. |
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We're Outta Here (Part 1)Blanche mulls an offer for the house. |
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We're Outta Here (Part 2)Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house. |
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Yes, We Have No HavanasBlanche and Sophia feud over a mutual beau. |
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Yokel HeroRose vies for St. Olaf's "Woman of the Year." |
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You Gotta Have HopeRose tries to get Bob Hope for a charity show. |
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